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 give credit where credit is due, the sing along featured previously was the theme song of an 80's sitcom known as "Diffrent Strokes" featureing child actor, Gary coleman as an underprivlaged black youth adopted by an upperclass yet nice whitey.

and id just like to post these:

things are going real good all of a sudden... finaly... came up with alot more material for the movie we're shooting, great stuff.  Well as you know, this is the time in every movie where there is a sing along...

me: now the world don't move...

Dave Chappelle: to the beat of just one drum...

Slappy: what might be right for you-

Robert: maaaay not be right for soooome

Davo:A man is born!

Joe: He's a man of means

Me: And along come two, they got nothin but there dreams!

All: but they got diffrent strokes! it takes diffrent strokes! it takes diffrent strokes to rule the woooooooooorld

channing: everybodies got a special kind of story

jordan: everybody's got a way to sh-h-hine!

me: it don't matter that you got-

me and kayla: not alot!

kayla: so what!

dave chappelle: they'll have theirs and you'll have yours

hung: and ill have mine!

me: mine bitches!

all: and togher we'll be fine! and togher we'll be fine! and togher we'll be fine! because it takes diffrent strokes to rule the world!

dave chappelle: yes it does

all: because it takes diffrent strokes to rule the wooooorrrrrrldddddd

me: mmmmmmmmmmmmummmm

dave chappelle: alex, id like to take this time to just tell you how much funnier you are than me... here's 100 packs of bubble tape... and me and the other black people decided that you can say the "n" word....

me: thank you dave chappelle.  Dave Chappelle.

kayla: lets move to columbia and become acrobats...

me: and crack too.

thank you, this has been my gayest post ever...... and its a true story...

kill bill mother fuckers... thats one good ass mother fucking movie.

updating for no reason..... today was all right, but i got a nother joke

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on her butt, and said, “You know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle. ”

This statement disgusted his wife, but she decided to keep quiet.

The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, “You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra. ”

She was so appalled that she couldn’t keep silent, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his package with a tight grip. She smiled and said, “You know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the butler, the pool man, and your brother. ”

thats a good time to kill the bitch....... ol' saggy boob havin, gurdle wearin hag aint gonna grab my balls

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.

She then says, “I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it, because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you.” Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as he clenches his hands on the wheels.

She says, “I want the house.” Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.

She says, “I want the kids too.” The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, until he's up to 80 mph.

She says, “I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too.”

The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, “Is there anything you want?”

The husband says, “No, I’ve got everything I need right here.“

She asks, “What’s that?”

The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, “I’ve got the airbag.”

... sometimes when a bitch is actin up u just gotta kill 'em..